sudo mount 192.168.1.xxx /mnt/media

requires,

sudo apt-get install nfs-kernel-server

Air conditioning

http://www.johnlewis.com/electrolux-exp12hn1wi-portable-air-conditioner-white/p231882244

Guitar stuff

http://ds.mk-guitar.com/effects.htm

Projecting!

BenQ W1070 £500 & Sapphire SWS240WSF-ASR2 106inch £200