Thursday 10 April 2014

Amusing kung-fu episodes

Sifu:  Use this defence if someone attacks you with a knife like this ...
Student: But what if it was like this instead ...
Sifu: Well we were talking about a certain situation, but in your instance you could ...
Student: What if he had two knives?
Sifu: ...
Student: What if one of the knives was a bunch of flowers and the person had really bad hayfever?


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