Amusing kung-fu episodes

Sifu:  Use this defence if someone attacks you with a knife like this ...
Student: But what if it was like this instead ...
Sifu: Well we were talking about a certain situation, but in your instance you could ...
Student: What if he had two knives?
Sifu: ...
Student: What if one of the knives was a bunch of flowers and the person had really bad hayfever?

openFoam wisdom

Specify velocity AND pressure at a boundary and expect continuity errors.  Set zero gradient (not non-zero gradient) and velocity.

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Calculate initial k and epsilon values with this script:

#!/bin/sh 
echo ' ===========================================' 
echo ' give me Uref, Turbulent Intensity and L' 
echo ' I will give you TKE and epsilon for inlet' 
echo ' ===========================================' 
### 
Uref=$1 
ti=$2 
L=$3 
tke=$(echo "scale=4;1.5 *($Uref * $ti)^2"|bc -l ) 
epsilon=$(echo "scale=4;0.09^(3/4)*$tke^(3/2)/$L"|bc -l) 
echo 'tke =' $tke 
echo 'eps =' $epsilon 

(matejfor, http://www.cfd-online.com/Forums/openfoam-solving/57839-simplefoam-time-step-continuity-errors.html)

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make: *** No rule to make target `smoothRampFixedValue/smoothRampFixedFalueFvPatchFields.dep', needed by `Make/linux64GccDPOpt/dependencies'. Stop.


Spelling mistake in Make/files

horn loaded.

klipschorn jubilee link:

http://itishifi.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Klipschorn%20Jubilee

http://cantanapoli.co.uk/

atma

http://www.usaudiomart.com/details/649099089-atmasphere_m60mk2_with_caps_upgrade/

ordered mesh in blender

http://openfoamwiki.net/index.php/SwiftBlock